Monday, December 23, 2013

Inner Bitchery: 10 Questions



Women check other women out, spy through Facebook pictures like tabloids, knock on how she took too long of a lunch break during work, and then declare to be above the rest.  Feelin' guilty?

I asked what it means to be a bitch.  Lipstick Lunch answered...


Q1.  Define Bitch.

Someone driven.

Someone who goes out of their way to be aggressive.

We bring life into the world and we can suck it back up.

Fairness, truth can be bitchery.

Someone authoritative.

Taking advantage of someone else.


Q2.  Who is your favorite bitch?

Bethany Frankel, Scarlett O’Hara, Heidi Klum, Hilary Clinton and Mom aka Head Bitch In Charge (HBIC)


Q3.  Can you get ahead in this world without being a bitch?

No.  Because you’ll never get what you want.


Q4.  What is the root of bitchery?

Competition.  The insecurity of looks drives the war between women.  Why?  Because everyone likes beautiful things.


Q5.  Could bitchery be avoided?

The trouble is learning how to say no.


Q5.  How big of a bitch are you on a scale of 1-10.  1 being the Passive Patty and 10 being the Bitchy Betty.

It is good to be a 5 or a 6.

In my head I want to be a 10, I have the best comebacks!

1 is having no self confidence (hurting yourself) and 10 is hurting others.



Q6.  What is the satisfaction you gain by snooping through another girl’s Facebook photos?

I was doing this last night!

Looking at other people’s lives and comparing your life to theirs.  You see people with their cheesy smiles and laugh to think your life is better.

Keep tabs on old best friends.


Q7.  Are you a bitch towards men and/or women or both?

I’m more upfront with a guy.  With a girl I frame it in a nicer way whereas with a guy I don’t mince my words.  

Men don’t know how to react to power.

Men and women are socialized differently.  Men are much more literal and women over interpret things.  Sometimes it is much easier to talk to men.


Q8.  Why do men date bitchy girls?

Because they want a girl who doesn’t always say yes.  

Because they’re hot.  It’s a paradox.


Q10.  Would you rather come back as a man or a woman if you could do it all over again?

I would be a woman, because it is so much god damned fun.

I’d be me, I like being a tomboy.

Women are finally taking a stand in government.  Being a part of that would be a joy.



Labels:  Out of the ten people total at this Lipstick Lunch, 5 said they would want to be called a bitch and 5 said they would not want to be called a bitch.





2 comments:

  1. I agree that you cannot get what you want without being a bitch. It is only through my bitchiest action that I shared at LL, which is being completely selfish and putting myself first, that I get what I want! Haha!
    And I agree that it is so much fun being a girl! When I was wearing sparkly shoes in the elevator, some men agreed that they wish they could be girls so they could wear stuff like that.

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  2. The best compliment that I received lately was from my Lover, of the Emotional, Psycological, and Intellectual Wavelength!:

    I had mentioned to him how my Mom said in a certain photograph, I look just like this puppy, whom I care for! I then asked him whether he also thinks I look like that puppy, to which he replied:

    “No comment. I’m not here to compare bitches.” Then added, “🥰 Seriously 😳 both are cute!”

    Haha! My only response was that the puppy is male and that I thus did not know whether it was an accurate comparison...............

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